All 34 movie Reviews


Revenge of the Sticks Revenge of the Sticks

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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The Pale Wolf - Episode 2 The Pale Wolf - Episode 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

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THATS IT!
Australians are not allowd to use flash anymore!
Every single one of you, delete it from your hard drives right now.... don't make me come over there!

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TimeCry TimeCry

Rated 2 / 5 stars

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This took you a year?

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A U R O R A: episode 3 A U R O R A: episode 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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The animation is great, but the art itself is pretty awful. And the plot leaves a lot to be desired, a story like this has a lot of potential, but its too repetative. This episode seemed almost exactly the same to us as the others and the dialog is shiat. Get a new scripting guy.

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Women Drivers Women Drivers

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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The first woman was my girlfriend, and the second was my mom. Get out of my head!!!!

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Funky NG Disco Funky NG Disco

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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We here at the crackloop network love the clock crew! Most of their movies, while questionable, actually hold a deeper meaning. Take a look at the author, Knottsberry clock. The Jam clock. The processed, packaged and marketed version of fruit. No arguments there. Now look at the theme of this movie. Disco. Or for the younger portal viewers, the ancient ancestor of Pop. The processed, packaged and marketed version of Music. You see what im getting at? So in conclusion, Pop music blows, this movie kicks ass... if only for the fulp clock. Good work crew.

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Gorilla Death Gorilla Death

Rated 0 / 5 stars

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Wow that was really bad.
i should give you a negative score for mentioning netsape... you're just lucky i can't... yet.
You made "chubs" our violent unibrow email guy cry. For shame.

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Darth Vader Gets a Job Darth Vader Gets a Job

Rated 3 / 5 stars

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pretty oggd, but it's been done

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The Foxhole The Foxhole

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

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Voltron eh....
Retro cartoons = good

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Smokey - Jump Around Smokey - Jump Around

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

they send one of yours to the hospital...

shameless self promotion... we like that.
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a week ago chubs our email guy was trying to eat his baseball bat, which was funny because it was aluminum and it broke two of his three spikey teeth, anyways, when Kronic, our 3d animator and procuror of pizza, beer and... herbs... yanked it out of chubs' mouth it flew at my head and knocked me clean out... and i swear i dreamed this movie in my coma like state.
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Smokey-Chipmunk responds:

Uhh…… thanks? What de hell is the crack loop network? Mail me.